Justin slid the white AirPods case out of his pocket. It bore the scars of its life. Key scratches. A mysterious dent. Evidence of previous battles. He poured isopropyl alcohol onto a Bounty paper towel and carefully wiped each AirPod, swiping along the thin rubber grille like he was prepping surgical instruments.

Let me yap to you for 5 min

hmm

The 18th floor of Green Building has always meant something to me.

I went to see marty supreme and it was really good.

“wroof” says the dog “meow” says the cat “neigh” says the horse

lowk freaking out every day

what could BBB possibly stand for?

we've hit a new low

completely reasonable (will totally meet all of these)

one month to RSI!